Basics of Making Tea
While there's tea|
-- Sir Arthur Pinero
Most of the world knows how to make tea, but there is at least one major industrialized nation in which the preparation of a decent cup of tea is a lost art. These are very basic guidelines for the uninitiated, covering black tea in particular.
You will want to experiment with this a few times to find out how much tea to use, whether or not you like milk in your tea, and how much sugar (if any) you like. If you use milk, add it to the cup before you pour the tea. For a typical American mug, use approximately one glorp of milk, which is just a bit more than a full slosh. A glorp should more than cover the bottom of the mug and turn the tea a pleasant, warming, light brown color.
Never use cream in tea. Use whole milk, preferably
at room temperature. The term "Cream Tea" refers to tea
served with scones, jam, and whipped (or, preferably, Devonshire
Clotted) cream. The cream and jam go onto the scones, not into the
I'm not a connoisseur.|
I actually drink the stuff.
When putting tea into the teapot, forget everything you ever learned about coffee. The rule of thumb for tea is "one teaspoonful of tea for every cup plus one for the pot". Note, however, that the name "teaspoon" really does have meaning. If you use too much tea, the result will be heavy and bitter. Too little tea and you will have what Jonathan Swift described as "water bewitched".
A neighbor of mine lived in India for a while, and told me that he
had once toured a tea packing plant. He said that the best tea was
sold to places like Australia, Russia, and the Middle East which
have long had access to the very best quality tea. The middle quality
tea was either kept for local consumption, or sold to western Europe.
The bottom quality tea was sent to the United States. This means that
Americans need to do some looking if they want to find good tea.
As long as it is|
hot, wet, and goes
down the right way,
it's fine with me.
-- Sarah Fergerson,
The Dutchess of York
Tea can be green, Oolong, or black, depending upon the degree of fermentation. A green tea is unfermented and will have the least caffeine, Oolong tea is partially fermented, and black tea is fully fermented.
The terms Assam, Ceylon, Darjeeling, and Yunnan all refer to the region in which the tea is grown. Each has its own characteristics. There are also special words describing which leaf of the tea shoot was picked and how the leaves were processed. Earl Grey tea is actually a blended black tea with a special flavoring added, and note that the term "Orange Pekoe" refers to the size of the processed tea leaves, not the variety of tea. A box labeled Orange Pekoe is typically a box of unspecified tea, probably packed into teabags.
Tea is not really tea unless it is made from the leaves of a specific plant: Camellia sinensis. There are several products called "herbal tea" that are not tea at all, but fall instead into the category of "herbal infusion".
I got nasty habits;|
I take tea at three.
-- Mick Jagger
Live with Me
The teabags sold in UK supermarkets tend to make stronger tea than their rather frightening American counterparts. If you can get hold of some British teabags, you can make tea the way they do at London train stations. We call this British Rail tea.
When you order a cup of tea at a London train station they dump milk, sugar, teabag, and boiling water into the cup at the same time and then hand it to you. This makes for a uniquely generic flavor that is just right for an early morning zombie commute. You can achieve similar results on a larger scale by using a full-sized insulated carafe instead of a cup. This should last you all morning, and keep you "going" all afternoon1.
You can decaffeinate tea at home by following these steps:
This process will remove about eighty percent of the caffeine, which dissolves very quickly in water.
|Author's note:||I am not British. I live in Minnesota where hot drinks are required for winter survival. I did live in the UK for a year, many years ago. Being a foreigner I had to "try harder" in order to fit in--so I learned. Several years later someone accused me of being a "tea expert". I am no such thing. In fact, I know very little about tea. Unfortunately, the tiny amount of knowledge I do have seems to be more than most American restaurant and café employees can claim on the subject.|
1 Caffeine is a diuretic. Tea generally has less caffeine than coffee, but if you drink an entire carafe's worth of either over the course of a morning you will need to visit the facilities.
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